Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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TEACHER: imageimage

OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS:

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AND I’M JUST LIKE :

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Look to the left. Now look to the right. I just virtually slapped you.

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When You Cuss In Class, & The Teacher Heard You.

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They give you that look: The Students In The Class: Your Teacher: What did you just say? you:

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Seeing an empty swing:

Teenagers: the most misunderstood people on earth. Treated like children and expected to act like adults.

When someone insults me